One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending
which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.
The mysterious figure,
Ted's frenemy Bill