One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the
diabolical necromancer, Ted