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Title: 3-word Story
Post by: MamboMario on October 16, 2016, 09:22:04 pm
This is a fun little game that gained some steam on the old Atu'los forums. It's fairly simple, just add 3 words going off of the person who posted before you and create a story. I'll start us off:

- One day, in
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Aerith on October 17, 2016, 09:14:42 am
One day, in

the land of

Random remark: Don't forget commas, points and the like ^^
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Gato on October 17, 2016, 10:38:51 am
Oz, the scarecrow
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Pharaoh on October 17, 2016, 03:35:32 pm
was watching the
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Aerith on October 19, 2016, 09:54:24 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the

two moons rising.
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: MamboMario on October 19, 2016, 07:50:48 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising.

The scarecrow noticed
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Aerith on October 20, 2016, 11:43:32 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed

the arrival of
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: MamboMario on October 25, 2016, 11:26:20 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of

a mysterious figure
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Aerith on October 26, 2016, 11:26:17 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure

in the moonlight.
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: MamboMario on November 03, 2016, 11:28:30 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight.

The figure dashed

Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Steve on December 11, 2016, 07:35:07 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed

into the forest
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: MamboMario on December 13, 2016, 12:47:02 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest

, beckoning to the

Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Cossagor on April 19, 2017, 06:03:48 pm
large dildo of
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on April 30, 2017, 09:59:07 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of

, a forest imp. (I don't know any other way to get around the dildo except to just plow on) ::)
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on April 30, 2017, 10:06:26 am
that was praying
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on April 30, 2017, 10:12:59 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying

, for an adventurer



Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on April 30, 2017, 09:15:00 pm
to rescue his
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on April 30, 2017, 09:16:39 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his
, beloved pet rock
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on April 30, 2017, 09:17:48 pm
called Mr. Snuffles
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 01, 2017, 11:11:13 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles.

Poor Mr. Snuffles
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 01, 2017, 09:16:10 pm
formerly a fire-breathing
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 01, 2017, 09:18:07 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing



,manatee had been
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 01, 2017, 09:19:05 pm
enchanted by the
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 01, 2017, 09:20:36 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the

diabolical necromancer, Ted
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 02, 2017, 07:29:29 pm
Ted was slowly
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 02, 2017, 07:31:58 pm
     One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly

amassing a LARGE
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 02, 2017, 07:34:03 pm
zen rock garden
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 02, 2017, 07:34:41 pm
 One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden

to combat the
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 02, 2017, 07:35:22 pm
terrible emptiness he
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 02, 2017, 07:36:45 pm
 One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he

felt within his
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 02, 2017, 07:37:21 pm
sack of sending
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 02, 2017, 07:40:34 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending

which ingested all
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 02, 2017, 07:41:34 pm
his rare magical
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 02, 2017, 07:43:25 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending
which ingested all his rare magical

Pokemon card collection.
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 03, 2017, 08:50:20 pm
The mysterious figure
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 03, 2017, 08:54:01 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending
which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure,


Ted's frenemy Bill
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 04, 2017, 08:49:53 pm
set off to
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 04, 2017, 08:52:16 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to

brave the unknown

Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 05, 2017, 08:50:31 pm
His goal was
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 05, 2017, 08:51:27 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was

to liberate rocks
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 06, 2017, 08:51:00 pm
First he crawled
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 06, 2017, 08:52:12 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled

into a dank
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 07, 2017, 08:56:49 pm
dark cave where
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 07, 2017, 08:58:51 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where

-pendulous stalactites protruded
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 08, 2017, 07:49:29 pm
from the ceiling
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 08, 2017, 07:50:31 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling,

- dripping and oozing
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 08, 2017, 07:51:27 pm
Around the corner
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 08, 2017, 07:52:29 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner

-a Gelatinous Cube
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 09, 2017, 10:33:18 pm
slid into our
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 09, 2017, 10:35:19 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our

-intrepid adventurer's path.
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 09, 2017, 10:36:31 pm
who then heroically
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 09, 2017, 10:38:20 pm

One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically

-walked around it.

Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 10, 2017, 08:46:20 pm
He joyously proclaimed
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 10, 2017, 08:47:35 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed,

-"Damn I'm Good!"
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 11, 2017, 08:51:26 pm
He proceeded onward
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 11, 2017, 08:53:00 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward,

-groping the darkness.
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 13, 2017, 12:12:42 am
until the darkness
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 13, 2017, 12:15:11 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,

-groped him back.
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 13, 2017, 08:44:55 pm
Gripping him was
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 13, 2017, 08:46:16 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was

-a translucent tentacle
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 14, 2017, 08:42:45 pm
The creature said
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 14, 2017, 08:44:03 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said,

"You want to
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 14, 2017, 08:49:01 pm
build a snowman?"
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 14, 2017, 08:50:48 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?"

Suddenly Scarecrow appeared
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 14, 2017, 08:52:47 pm
casting a FIREBALL
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 14, 2017, 08:53:59 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball

that consumed the
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 14, 2017, 08:54:47 pm
monster and himself
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 14, 2017, 08:57:42 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself.

Leaving poor Bill
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 15, 2017, 09:44:40 pm
fumbling for his
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 16, 2017, 07:42:04 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his

-taco bell sporks
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 16, 2017, 08:52:02 pm
to fling boogers
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 16, 2017, 08:54:50 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers

-at old players (let them post and defend themselves if they dare)
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 17, 2017, 05:46:20 pm
because he enjoys
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 17, 2017, 07:22:22 pm

One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys

-dressing in fishnets



Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 17, 2017, 08:01:58 pm
every second Sunday
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 17, 2017, 08:07:24 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday

-while dancing Burlesque
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 17, 2017, 08:17:09 pm
sipping on martinis
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 18, 2017, 10:45:51 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis

-and pretending to
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 19, 2017, 06:10:18 pm
dance on Broadway
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 19, 2017, 08:03:56 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway

-just like Columbia
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 20, 2017, 08:33:33 am
from Rocky Horror
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 20, 2017, 07:23:54 pm
 One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

-Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted

Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 21, 2017, 08:37:14 am
sits down to
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 21, 2017, 07:24:23 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to

-ponder why he
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 21, 2017, 07:25:31 pm
even bothered to
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 21, 2017, 07:28:12 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to

-care about his
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 21, 2017, 07:32:18 pm
old friend Bill
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 21, 2017, 07:33:18 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill

-in the beginning
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 21, 2017, 07:42:36 pm
so he decides
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 21, 2017, 07:43:54 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides

-to kill him
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 21, 2017, 07:44:26 pm
slowly and painfully
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 22, 2017, 10:24:00 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully

-using only his
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 23, 2017, 08:46:31 pm
favourite succubus named
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 24, 2017, 08:17:44 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named

Madam Ivanna Suksalot
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 25, 2017, 05:40:34 am
They decide to
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 25, 2017, 07:52:31 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to

play some Pinnacle
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 25, 2017, 03:50:48 pm
while planning their
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 25, 2017, 04:01:01 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their

-vacation to Barbados
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 26, 2017, 06:40:36 am
Ivanna suddenly remembered
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 26, 2017, 07:23:29 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered

how badly she
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 26, 2017, 08:16:07 pm
needed to buy
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 27, 2017, 04:21:06 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy

-Star Trek Tricorders
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 27, 2017, 05:32:43 am
so she can
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 27, 2017, 09:15:12 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can

-plumb the depths
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 27, 2017, 11:54:54 pm
where no man
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 28, 2017, 06:19:17 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man

-has gone before.
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Gato on May 29, 2017, 04:44:32 am
except the legendary
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 29, 2017, 11:08:38 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary

-Angelus of Atulos
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 29, 2017, 06:34:21 pm
who was inebriated
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 29, 2017, 06:35:45 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated

-bound and blindfolded
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 29, 2017, 06:37:04 pm
at the time
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 29, 2017, 06:38:08 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time

-of the mishap
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 29, 2017, 06:39:41 pm
with the tricorder
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 30, 2017, 08:12:10 am
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

-Ivanna set off
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 30, 2017, 04:50:42 pm
to the cave
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 30, 2017, 05:00:18 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave

-where Bill sat
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 30, 2017, 05:03:03 pm
contemplating his failure
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 30, 2017, 05:04:47 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure

-in his game
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 30, 2017, 05:05:41 pm
and lackluster career
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 30, 2017, 05:07:26 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career.

-He began to
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 30, 2017, 05:08:22 pm
feel like a
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 30, 2017, 05:09:11 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a

-limp dish rag
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 30, 2017, 05:09:59 pm
miles away from
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 30, 2017, 05:11:34 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from

-his ordinary feeling
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 30, 2017, 05:13:42 pm
of utter superiority
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 30, 2017, 05:16:33 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority.

-There he moped
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 30, 2017, 05:16:59 pm
like a dead
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 30, 2017, 05:18:11 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead

-god of old
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 30, 2017, 05:18:50 pm
useless and worthless
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 30, 2017, 08:41:39 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless

like dead games
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 31, 2017, 08:50:34 pm
Ivanna slowly sauntered
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 31, 2017, 08:52:02 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered

-up behind Bill
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 31, 2017, 08:52:46 pm
pinning his puny
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 31, 2017, 08:55:01 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny

-arms behind him
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 31, 2017, 08:55:35 pm
while pressing her
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 31, 2017, 08:57:13 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her

-lips against his
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 31, 2017, 08:59:46 pm
Bill grimaced in
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 31, 2017, 09:02:52 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in

-disgust and tried
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 31, 2017, 09:04:13 pm
to slink away
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 31, 2017, 09:05:51 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away.

-Alas, he was
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 31, 2017, 09:06:13 pm
no match for
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 31, 2017, 09:16:04 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for

-her cannibalistic sucking
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 31, 2017, 09:17:15 pm
prowess and power
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 31, 2017, 09:18:18 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power.

-Ivanna left his

Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 31, 2017, 09:18:41 pm
lifeless corpse there
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 31, 2017, 09:20:05 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there

-thinking to herself,
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 31, 2017, 09:21:51 pm
"I've had better!"
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 31, 2017, 09:23:06 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

-She returned home
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 31, 2017, 09:23:47 pm
to Ted who
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 31, 2017, 09:25:53 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who

-was so overjoyed
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 31, 2017, 09:26:45 pm
at Bill's demise
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 31, 2017, 09:28:56 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise


-that he tongued:P
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on May 31, 2017, 09:29:28 pm
Ivanna in celebration
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on May 31, 2017, 09:30:26 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration

-and abruptly died.
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 09:35:40 pm
Leaving Ivanna well
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on June 15, 2017, 09:39:14 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well

-endowed with Ted's
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 09:40:45 pm
estate and items
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on June 15, 2017, 09:42:12 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well endowed with Ted's estate and items.

-She counted the
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 09:43:06 pm
stolen Pokemon cards
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on June 15, 2017, 09:44:55 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well endowed with Ted's estate and items. She counted the stolen Pokémon cards

-she had hijacked
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 09:45:49 pm
from his sack
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on June 15, 2017, 09:46:53 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well endowed with Ted's estate and items. She counted the stolen Pokémon cards she had hijacked from his sack

-many years ago
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 09:47:19 pm
She then transformed
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on June 15, 2017, 09:49:13 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well endowed with Ted's estate and items. She counted the stolen Pokémon cards she had hijacked from his sack many years ago.  She then transformed

-poor Mr. Snuffles
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 09:49:57 pm
the fire-breathing manatee
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on June 15, 2017, 09:51:52 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well endowed with Ted's estate and items. She counted the stolen Pokémon cards she had hijacked from his sack many years ago.  She then transformed poor Mr. Snuffles, the fire-breathing manatee

-and installed him
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 09:54:53 pm
in the moat
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on June 15, 2017, 09:56:25 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well endowed with Ted's estate and items. She counted the stolen Pokémon cards she had hijacked from his sack many years ago.  She then transformed poor Mr. Snuffles, the fire-breathing manatee and installed him in the moat. 

-Finally, she hastened
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 09:57:12 pm
to call upon
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on June 15, 2017, 09:58:21 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well endowed with Ted's estate and items. She counted the stolen Pokémon cards she had hijacked from his sack many years ago.  She then transformed poor Mr. Snuffles, the fire-breathing manatee and installed him in the moat.  Finally, she hastened to call upon

-the well equipped
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 09:59:03 pm
little forest imp
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on June 15, 2017, 10:02:11 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well endowed with Ted's estate and items. She counted the stolen Pokémon cards she had hijacked from his sack many years ago.  She then transformed poor Mr. Snuffles, the fire-breathing manatee and installed him in the moat.  Finally, she hastened to call upon the well equipped little forest imp

-to bid him
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 10:02:58 pm
to immediately come
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on June 15, 2017, 10:05:26 pm

One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well endowed with Ted's estate and items. She counted the stolen Pokémon cards she had hijacked from his sack many years ago.  She then transformed poor Mr. Snuffles, the fire-breathing manatee and installed him in the moat.  Finally, she hastened to call upon the well equipped little forest imp to bid him to immediately come

-and show her
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 10:06:16 pm
a good time
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on June 15, 2017, 10:07:25 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well endowed with Ted's estate and items. She counted the stolen Pokémon cards she had hijacked from his sack many years ago.  She then transformed poor Mr. Snuffles, the fire-breathing manatee and installed him in the moat.  Finally, she hastened to call upon the well equipped little forest imp to bid him to immediately come and show her a good time

-while playing with
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 10:09:14 pm
her unparalleled collection
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on June 15, 2017, 10:10:57 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well endowed with Ted's estate and items. She counted the stolen Pokémon cards she had hijacked from his sack many years ago.  She then transformed poor Mr. Snuffles, the fire-breathing manatee and installed him in the moat.  Finally, she hastened to call upon the well equipped little forest imp to bid him to immediately come and show her a good time while playing with her unparalleled collection

-of Pokémon cards
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 10:11:38 pm
They all lived
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: EarthWormJim on June 15, 2017, 10:13:39 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well endowed with Ted's estate and items. She counted the stolen Pokémon cards she had hijacked from his sack many years ago.  She then transformed poor Mr. Snuffles, the fire-breathing manatee and installed him in the moat.  Finally, she hastened to call upon the well equipped little forest imp to bid him to immediately come and show her a good time while playing with her unparalleled collection of Pokémon cards.

They all lived happily ever after.
Title: Re: 3-word Story
Post by: Miles on June 15, 2017, 10:16:18 pm
One day, in the land of Oz, the scarecrow was watching the two moons rising. The scarecrow noticed the arrival of a mysterious figure in the moonlight. The figure dashed into the forest beckoning to the large dildo of a forest imp that was praying for an adventurer to rescue his beloved pet rock called Mr. Snuffles. Poor Mr. Snuffles, formerly a fire-breathing manatee, had been enchanted by the diabolical necromancer, Ted. Ted was slowly amassing a LARGE zen rock garden to combat the terrible emptiness he felt within his sack of sending which ingested all his rare magical Pokemon card collection.

The mysterious figure, Ted's frenemy Bill set off to brave the unknown. His goal was to liberate rocks. First he crawled into a dank dark cave where pendulous stalactites protruded from the ceiling, dripping and oozing. Around the corner a Gelatinous Cube slid into our intrepid adventurer's path, who then heroically walked around it. He joyously proclaimed, "Damn I'm Good!" He proceeded onward, groping the darkness. Until the darkness,groped him back. Gripping him was a translucent tentacle. The creature said, "You want to build a snowman?" Suddenly Scarecrow appeared casting a fireball that consumed the monster and himself. Leaving poor Bill fumbling for his taco bell sporks to fling boogers at old players because he enjoys dressing in fishnets every second Sunday while dancing Burlesque sipping on martinis and pretending to dance on Broadway just like Columbia from Rocky Horror.

Meanwhile, Thaumaturgist Ted, sits down to ponder why he even bothered to care about his old friend Bill in the beginning so he decides to kill him slowly and painfully using only his favorite succubus named Madam Ivanna Suksalot. They decide to play some Pinnacle while planning their vacation to Barbados. Ivanna suddenly remembered how badly she needed to buy Star Trek Tricorders so she can plumb the depths where no man has gone before except the legendary Angelus of Atulos who was inebriated bound and blindfolded at the time of the mishap with the tricorder.

Ivanna set off to the cave where Bill sat contemplating his failure in his game and lackluster career. He began to feel like a limp dish rag
miles away from his ordinary feeling of utter superiority. There he moped like a dead god of old, useless and worthless
like dead games.

Ivanna slowly sauntered up behind Bill, pinning his puny arms behind him while pressing her lips against his. Bill grimaced in disgust and tried to slink away. Alas, he was no match for her cannibalistic sucking prowess and power. Ivanna left his lifeless corpse there thinking to herself, "I've had better!"

She returned home to Ted who was so overjoyed at Bill's demise that he tongued:P Ivanna in celebration and abruptly died. Leaving Ivanna well endowed with Ted's estate and items. She counted the stolen Pokémon cards she had hijacked from his sack many years ago.  She then transformed poor Mr. Snuffles, the fire-breathing manatee and installed him in the moat.  Finally, she hastened to call upon the well equipped little forest imp to bid him to immediately come and show her a good time while playing with her unparalleled collection of Pokémon cards.

They all lived happily ever after, catching them all.